FOR SCIENCE! OCTOBER 8 - 12 2015

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Myschievia Events

Cold Beer 24/7

Time:
All Day and Night
Tagline:
PBR on Tap
Location:
CH2-CH3-OH (Hash Camp)
show details...
Description:
Bring your vessel and top it off with cold Pabst Blue Ribbon. It's the shittiest beer we can stand to drink. Other drinks will also be available according to the schedule posted outside CH2-CH3-OH (Hash Camp).
Comments:
No minors will be served and someone will be there to check IDs.
Host:
CH2-CH3-OH (Hash Camp)
Type:
Test Tubes & Alcohol
Kid Friendly:
No
Contact:
Fred Leason
Email:
StFU_Special_Fred@me.com
LNT:
We will provide cups but we encourage you to bring your own vessel. All plastic cups will be collected and recycled.

Margaritas

Time:
All ze time
Tagline:
Location:
Fuck yeah
show details...
Description:
Margaritas all day everyday (or until we run out)
Comments:
Host:
Fuck yeah
Type:
Adult Exxxperiments, Test Tubes & Alcohol, Jr Scientists At Play
Kid Friendly:
No
Contact:
Stephanie
Email:
LNT:
We have trash bags

Taco night

Time:
Evening
Tagline:
Location:
Fuck yeah
show details...
Description:
Tacos! Eat them!
Comments:
Host:
Fuck yeah
Type:
Nutrients for All
Kid Friendly:
Yes
Contact:
Stephanie
Email:
LNT:
We have grease traps and trash bags!

A Good Cry

Time:
8:00 PM
Tagline:
You can be anywhere
Location:
The Guild
show details...
Description:
Come join us for a Good Cry or do it in your tent alone. Get those emotions out, FOR SCIENCE!
Comments:
Host:
Emily Prime The Guild
Type:
Nutrients for All, Matter at Rest, Dude...
Kid Friendly:
Contact:
Emily
Email:
LNT:
Will pick up tissues

The Space Gypsies Variety Show with MYSTERY THEATRE

Time:
9 pm - 1 am
Tagline:
Trust the Gypsies
Location:
Gypsy Steam Circus
show details...
Description:
"Do you have a knack for directing? Do you think to yourself, if only they had thrown the punch line this way it would have been better? Do you like telling people what to do? ****We have a Stage for you!!****

MYSTERY THEATER - Where tubs of ideas are waiting for you to create the scenes of a lifetime. We have “The Pirate” tub for treasure hunts. The “No Kitty, don’t do that” tub of cat ears. A directors chair and a real megaphone!!

AND... Several 2-3 minute skits for actors of all ages. If you are interested in learning how to use this remote stage...

Come to Gypsy Steam Circus on Thursday!! AND THE BAR WILL BE OPEN!! Drinks include: Moonshine Madnesss, Hip hip hurray sangria, Ausome Austin serving Scooby Snacks

THEN WE PREFORM!!...and then we drink some more

THEN THE DRUNKEN ACTS BEGIN!!! Gypsy Steam Circus!!"
Comments:
Come have fun
Host:
Gypsy Steam Circus
Type:
Science Fair Competition, Atomic Dance Party, Test Tubes & Alcohol, Jr Scientists At Play, Do Not Try This At Home, Kinesiology & Exercise
Kid Friendly:
Yes
Contact:
Dina
Email:
LNT:
Always

Friday Family Dinner

Time:
11:00 PM
Tagline:
Food brings people together.
Location:
Camp Zingaro
show details...
Description:
"A late dinner consisting on 15 lbs of fajita meat, 10 lbs of beans and menudo.

Start partying early and go to all the events, next come find The Travelship Fortuna in her space costume to refuel on food ...then start the party over again!!

The event has been gifted tortillas and sangria :)
Donations of side dished or condiments welcome!
Family Friendly"
Comments:
"Donations of side dished or condiments welcome!
Family Friendly"
Host:
Camp Zingaro and The Travelship Fortuna
Type:
Nutrients for All, RAMPAGE!, Matter at Rest, Dude..., Chemistry 101 - How Do You Do That?
Kid Friendly:
Yes
Contact:
Dina
Email:
LNT:
There will be a trash can.

Fuddy Duddy Bar

Time:
Midnight to 2 am
Tagline:
Don't be a square, Daddy-O!
Location:
Gypsy Steam Circus bar
show details...
Description:
Tequila sunrises and pre-70s golden oldies dance music. Bring your poodle skirts, bow ties, and zoot suits if you got 'em. Valet parking for walkers and wheelchairs.
Comments:
Bring your own cup.
Host:
Gypsy Steam Circus
Type:
Atomic Dance Party
Kid Friendly:
No
Contact:
Glampa
Email:
Glampa@caddell.me
LNT:
It's part of the GSC camp plan. We will scour the campsite for MOOP and cart it out.

Cold Beer 24/7

Time:
All Day and Night
Tagline:
PBR on Tap
Location:
CH2-CH3-OH (Hash Camp)
show details...
Description:
Bring your vessel and top it off with cold Pabst Blue Ribbon. It's the shittiest beer we can stand to drink. Other drinks will also be available according to the schedule posted outside CH2-CH3-OH (Hash Camp).
Comments:
No minors will be served and someone will be there to check IDs.
Host:
CH2-CH3-OH (Hash Camp)
Type:
Test Tubes & Alcohol
Kid Friendly:
No
Contact:
Fred Leason
Email:
StFU_Special_Fred@me.com
LNT:
We will provide cups but we encourage you to bring your own vessel. All plastic cups will be collected and recycled.

Margaritas

Time:
All ze time
Tagline:
Location:
Fuck yeah
show details...
Description:
Margaritas all day everyday (or until we run out)
Comments:
Host:
Fuck yeah
Type:
Adult Exxxperiments, Test Tubes & Alcohol, Jr Scientists At Play
Kid Friendly:
No
Contact:
Stephanie
Email:
LNT:
We have trash bags

Tough Love

Time:
Randomly
Tagline:
Because you are a beautiful human being.
Location:
Near Camp HB
show details...
Description:
Human beings, in their fleshy bodies made of meat, that sprout keratin and hair and sweat and modified sweat and mucus, what a joy they are. If you wander past Camp Handbasket during the day, we may compliment you. Loudly. Aggressively. Because you are that beautiful.
Comments:
Host:
Camp Handbasket
Type:
Matter at Rest, Dude...
Kid Friendly:
Yes
Contact:
Darling
Email:
LNT:
Words never leave a trace.

Hot cocoa

Time:
9 - 11ish am
Tagline:
Location:
Fuck yeah
show details...
Description:
We have some cocoa to share. Get it while it lasts!!!
Comments:
Host:
Fuck yeah
Type:
Nutrients for All
Kid Friendly:
Yes
Contact:
Stephanie
Email:
LNT:
We have trash bags

Bacon brunch

Time:
10 - 11ish am (Brunch Time)
Tagline:
Location:
Bacon brunch
show details...
Description:
Bacon for everyone
Comments:
Host:
Fuck yeah
Type:
Nutrients for All
Kid Friendly:
Yes
Contact:
Stephanie
Email:
LNT:
We have trash cans and grease containers

Satan's Screen Printing

Time:
12 - 5 pm
Tagline:
Get some stuff screen printed by Satan's Bitch!
Location:
Chupacabra Policia
show details...
Description:
"Satan Screen printing is offering on the spot screen printing on any material, object or cloth you bring my direction. Or butts!
"
Comments:
All screens are built from recycled materials found on Maui.
Host:
Chupacabra Policia
Type:
Adult Exxxperiments, Jr Scientists At Play, Do Not Try This At Home, Chemistry 101 - How Do You Do That?
Kid Friendly:
Yes
Contact:
Jenn Mcleod
Email:
jennfoolery@gmail.com
LNT:
Technically the screens have already been burnt. While they will burn again via the wrath of fire, I'd prefer to take them back home. I spent a bunch of time and effort failing continuously to get to these 12 screens even halfway printable. The ink is water based, washes away and anything else will obviously be taken home and worshiped for all eternity.

The Unordinary Saloon Presents: Newbie Burner Meet N Greet

Time:
4:00 PM
Tagline:
New? Old? Come by!
Location:
The Unordinary Saloon
show details...
Description:
"Newbies and Veterans alike come by!
We'll have Libations for all.
Burners Without Borders and Regional Contacts will be on hand for discussions/questions and inclusive experiences.
Hugs will be in abundance.
Edjumacation, Laughs, and New Friends are all gonna be there waiting for you!"
Comments:
Host:
The Unordinary Saloon
Type:
Nutrients for All, Matter at Rest, Dude..., Test Tubes & Alcohol, Chemistry 101 - How Do You Do That?
Kid Friendly:
Yes
Contact:
Brently
Email:
LNT:
It's the Saloon...

Neon paint twister

Time:
Dusk
Tagline:
Location:
Fuck yeah
show details...
Description:
"All ages. Try to contort yourself without getting covered in paint.

Or

Try to make everyone fall in paint."
Comments:
Host:
Fuck yeah
Type:
Do Not Try This At Home, Kinesiology & Exercise
Kid Friendly:
Yes
Contact:
Stephanie
Email:
LNT:
We have a bag for the board.

The Unordinary Saloon Presents: A Blue and Green Soiree

Time:
9:00 PM
Tagline:
It's Blue, It's Green, It's a Party!
Location:
The Unordinary Saloon/The Guild
show details...
Description:
"Blue, Green, Whatever you want!
We'll be serving up all kinds of colors!
Aerial performances!
Libations provided by the Saloon
Oscillations provided by The Guild"
Comments:
Host:
The Extraordinary Loungers of the Unordinary Saloon
Type:
Atomic Dance Party, Nutrients for All, Adult Exxxperiments, Test Tubes & Alcohol
Kid Friendly:
Yes
Contact:
Brently
Email:
LNT:
We're the Saloon...

Miss.Myschievia 2015

Time:
9:00 PM
Tagline:
This ain't yo mama's pageant!
Location:
KISS - Keep It Simple Stage
show details...
Description:
"Please join us in celebrating & participating in the 2015 Miss.Myschievia Pageant!

Come represent your city, your camp, your art, your tent, or just yourself!

This pageant is one of the many sister pageants of the Miss.Black Rock City Pageant that has been organized and hosted by StacyCats since 2006. participation for this events is open to all women and men of any (or no) sexual preference and/or identity. This is not your mother's beauty pageant and this event is not family friendly. All participants are beautiful, and everyone wins a crown by participating, but there is only one Miss.Myschievia 2015!

If you want to participate, then please come with a sash stating your pageant name, and bring your talent, ALMOST Anything can be a Talent.

Contestants will reveal their unique inner beauty in 2 categories:
1) The Two Minute (no)Talent Competition: No rules, everyone has a talent - be it a stupid party trick or a fine art!
2) Interview: Do they do it FOR SCIENCE??!!

Let your community cheer you on as you share your awesome talent! Participate for fun, rather than play to win!

NOTE: NO PAGEANT IS FAIR, BRIBING HAPPENS!!!.
Please contact your host if your talent requires specific music. Bring your own assistants.

DISCLAIMER: This is NOT a family friendly event, for most. Some lewd acts may happen.

PANEL OF EIGHT JUDGES (of bribing purposes):
Cindy.. aka Monshine
Saboteaur.. aka Chim-chim
Eve.. aka Stabby
Mere.. aka Comander Awesome Pants
Dina.. aka La Que Baila Como Juana La Cubana
Kent.. aka Miss.Myschievia 2014
Geo.. aka The Metalachi Queen
Darin.. aka Roadrash the Master of Most"
Comments:
Host:
Rev.Rissa @ No Promises
Type:
Adult Exxxperiments, Do Not Try This At Home
Kid Friendly:
No
Contact:
Rissa
Email:
supportdank@gmail.com
LNT:
We have trash cans available for those with trash. Moop patrol will be done after the Queen Karaoke party.

"ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!" Karaoke

Time:
Right After Miss Myschievia! (about 9:30pm)
Tagline:
Celebrate the Miss Myschievia Pageant winners with song!
Location:
No Promises
show details...
Description:
"It's a celebration of the QUEEN of Myschievia ... and for that matter Queens everywhere and our amazing founder, Drag Queen extraordinaire and the original Queen of Hate - Ms Alabama Slamma (who joins us in spirit from CA).

Come choose from our limited list of songs that are reminiscent of all the Queen-like: Songs by Queen or with ""Queen"" in the title; Show Tunes, Barbara Streisand, Liza Minelli, Donna Summer, The Village People, and many more!

Please be sure to wear your tiara <3"
Comments:
This tribute is tongue in cheek and in no way meant to be offensive. If you know No Promises, then you KNOW that we are home to some of the most fabulous men at the burn <3 So come join us all - sing your heart out - and party with this year's new reigning QUEEN!
Host:
No Promises
Type:
Science Fair Competition, Jr Scientists At Play, Kinesiology & Exercise
Kid Friendly:
Yes
Contact:
Button
Email:
uomeasmile@yahoo.com
LNT:
Follows our camp leave no trace plan.

CHUPA LIBRE

Time:
10:00 PM
Tagline:
Location:
Chupacabra Policia
show details...
Description:
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? CHUPA LIBRE! Gaudy costuming and colorful trash-talking will be encouraged. We'll have a professional wrestling ring, trainers, announcers, DJs, and even a championship belt!
Comments:
Host:
Chupacabra Policia
Type:
Do Not Try This At Home, Kinesiology & Exercise
Kid Friendly:
No
Contact:
Commander Devilfish
Email:
Devilfish@chupacabrapolicia.net
LNT:
The canvas should absorb any blood that might be spilled.

Spanks & Dranks

Time:
11 pm-1 am
Tagline:
Friendly BDSM 101
Location:
Gypsy Steam Circus
show details...
Description:
Just several Dommes showcasing some BDSM activities during an evening cocktail hour. Tailored for beginners or the merely curious, we can ramp things up for those more experienced or so inclined. Will include an electrical play demonstration.
Comments:
Host:
Gypsy Steam Circus
Type:
Adult Exxxperiments, Test Tubes & Alcohol
Kid Friendly:
Yes
Contact:
Valkyrie
Email:
Jillian.Selcer@gmail.com
LNT:
Everything will be cleaned up by 1:15am

Midnight Naked Hash

Time:
Midnight (heading into Saturday)
Tagline:
Really more a pub crawl. Everyone welcome.
Location:
CH2-CH3-OH (Hash Camp)
show details...
Description:
Never Hashed? Want to experience it? This could be your virgin hash. Walk, stroll, sashay, strut, or saunter. Learn some hash songs. Drink with your friends. Experience On-In Circle. Footwear recommended. Clothing optional.
Comments:
Trauma Trigger Warning. Hash songs and much hash behavior is by design inappropriate, politically incorrect, sexist, racist, suggest non-consensual sexual activity, and shouldn't be experienced by any self-respecting adult. And then it gets worse. No inappropriate behavior will be directed at you personally without your consent.
Host:
CH2-CH3-OH (Hash Camp)
Type:
RAMPAGE!
Kid Friendly:
No
Contact:
Fred Leason
Email:
StFU_Special_Fred@me.com
LNT:
Trash will be collected at each location. We received permission from the land-owner that we can use corn starch to mark trail.

Pussy Parlor

Time:
Midnight
Tagline:
Kitty Carnival!
Location:
Gypsy Steam Circus
show details...
Description:
A pink explosion, estrogen fueled celebration with dancing, pillow fights, and more!
Comments:
Host:
Gypsy Steam Circus
Type:
Atomic Dance Party, RAMPAGE!, Adult Exxxperiments, Test Tubes & Alcohol
Kid Friendly:
No
Contact:
Whisper
Email:
LNT:
Pick up all our moop, haul it home on monday....

Cold Beer 24/7

Time:
All Day and Night
Tagline:
PBR on Tap
Location:
CH2-CH3-OH (Hash Camp)
show details...
Description:
Bring your vessel and top it off with cold Pabst Blue Ribbon. It's the shittiest beer we can stand to drink. Other drinks will also be available according to the schedule posted outside CH2-CH3-OH (Hash Camp).
Comments:
No minors will be served and someone will be there to check IDs.
Host:
CH2-CH3-OH (Hash Camp)
Type:
Test Tubes & Alcohol
Kid Friendly:
No
Contact:
Fred Leason
Email:
StFU_Special_Fred@me.com
LNT:
We will provide cups but we encourage you to bring your own vessel. All plastic cups will be collected and recycled.

Margaritas

Time:
All ze time
Tagline:
Location:
Fuck yeah
show details...
Description:
Margaritas all day everyday (or until we run out)
Comments:
Host:
Fuck yeah
Type:
Adult Exxxperiments, Test Tubes & Alcohol, Jr Scientists At Play
Kid Friendly:
No
Contact:
Stephanie
Email:
LNT:
We have trash bags

Harness the Source Interpretative Dance

Time:
All day
Tagline:
Find you spirit animal
Location:
Camp Handbasket
show details...
Description:
Access the infinite field of potential underlying all creation residing within you. Give your human mechanism/inner energy soul and upgrade. Quantum style.
Comments:
Host:
Camp Handbasket
Type:
Matter at Rest, Dude...
Kid Friendly:
Yes
Contact:
Soulshine
Email:
LNT:
Manifesting assistance in global unity and preservation

Tough Love

Time:
Randomly
Tagline:
Because you are a beautiful human being.
Location:
Near Camp HB
show details...
Description:
Human beings, in their fleshy bodies made of meat, that sprout keratin and hair and sweat and modified sweat and mucus, what a joy they are. If you wander past Camp Handbasket during the day, we may compliment you. Loudly. Aggressively. Because you are that beautiful.
Comments:
Host:
Camp Handbasket
Type:
Matter at Rest, Dude...
Kid Friendly:
Yes
Contact:
Darling
Email:
LNT:
Words never leave a trace.

Blood Mary Brunch

Time:
Our time
Tagline:
Come Suck Our Meat Straws
Location:
No Promises
show details...
Description:
Bring your own. ...
Comments:
Host:
No Promises
Type:
Nutrients for All, Test Tubes & Alcohol
Kid Friendly:
No
Contact:
Mzzz Spanky
Email:
daniellygirltx@gmail.com
LNT:
This is in our camp - so all MOOP will be contained and removed with our camp trash.

Nurture Dance

Time:
9:00 AM
Tagline:
Find your inner quantum point
Location:
Chupa Compound
show details...
Description:
Make safe loving and nurturing connections in dance by holding, rocking, and cradling each other.
Comments:
Bring your own partner, or we'll provide one for you.
Host:
Chupacabra Policia
Type:
Matter at Rest, Dude...
Kid Friendly:
Yes
Contact:
Starshine.
Email:
LNT:
Won't clean up get it?

Satan's Screen Printing

Time:
Noon - 5pm
Tagline:
Get some stuff screen printed by Satan's Bitch!
Location:
Chupacabra Policia
show details...
Description:
"Satan Screen printing is offering on the spot screen printing on any material, object or cloth you bring my direction. Or butts!
"
Comments:
All screens are built from recycled materials found on Maui.
Host:
Chupacabra Policia
Type:
Adult Exxxperiments, Jr Scientists At Play, Do Not Try This At Home, Chemistry 101 - How Do You Do That?
Kid Friendly:
Yes
Contact:
Jenn Mcleod
Email:
jennfoolery@gmail.com
LNT:
Technically the screens have already been burnt. While they will burn again via the wrath of fire, I'd prefer to take them back home. I spent a bunch of time and effort failing continuously to get to these 12 screens even halfway printable. The ink is water based, washes away and anything else will obviously be taken home and worshiped for all eternity.

Jon Voight Kampff Machine

Time:
1 - 2 pm
Tagline:
Replicant or reality?
Location:
Gypsy Steam Circus
show details...
Description:
"The prestigious M. Bison and his clinical associates invite members of the public who are concerned about the rumors that Jon Voight is at this event to a presentation of their latest development in the investigation.

Through statistical analysis and emerging new research in behavioral science, M. Bison et al. have constructed a device that can assess any individual for Voight probability to one one-thousandth of a percent.

""It's accuracy is remarkable"" and ""this is a real development"" are statements interns have said.

M. Bison himself had this to say on the presentation of his new technology, ""After this presentation, I am confident the question of Jon Voight at this event will be answered completely"""
Comments:
All equipment is already accounted for.
Host:
M. Bison
Type:
Science Fair Competition
Kid Friendly:
Yes
Contact:
M. Bison
Email:
LNT:
Interns will ensure LNT is observed and account for any possibility of remaining debris.

Ramen Noodle Wrestling

Time:
1 - 3 pm
Tagline:
Location:
Fuck yeah
show details...
Description:
Wrestle your friends, camp mates, chupas, whatever, in a pool of ramen noodles.
Comments:
Host:
Fuck yeah
Type:
Do Not Try This At Home, Kinesiology & Exercise
Kid Friendly:
Yes
Contact:
Stephanie
Email:
LNT:
We have trash bags and are loading out noodles

Finger Knitting

Time:
2:00 PM
Tagline:
Come Knit Some Fingers!
Location:
Glue Shit Together
show details...
Description:
Learn how to knit with your fingers! Come on! It will be fun!
Comments:
All supplies will be provided.
Host:
Rebecca Archuleta
Type:
Chemistry 101 - How Do You Do That?
Kid Friendly:
Yes
Contact:
Rebecca
Email:
LNT:
We'll pick up all our yarn.

Craft time with Giggles

Time:
2:00 PM
Tagline:
Something else to do with your fingers
Location:
Glue Shit
show details...
Description:
Feeling cold? Feeling crafty? Well than this is for you. Specially formulated for those with short attention spans. Come by and learn to make a scarf from an old t-shirt or one that just is not as cool as it used to be.
Comments:
"Bring an old t-shirt and a pair of scissors - if you do not have these, there will be extras - come anyway.

Thank you to Glue Shit for hosting!"
Host:
Glue shit
Type:
Science Fair Competition, Matter at Rest, Dude..., Jr Scientists At Play
Kid Friendly:
Yes
Contact:
Giggles
Email:
frogkisser_99@yahoo.com
LNT:
Ideas will be given for any unused t-shirt parts. Giggles will take any unwanted leftover t-shirt parts if participants do not wish to reuse.

Hash Run

Time:
3 - 6 pm
Tagline:
Experience a real hash.
Location:
CH2-CH3-OH (Hash Camp)
show details...
Description:
Hash House Harriers is a "Drinking Club with a Running Problem." It is a "Hare and Hound" run where the Hare marks a trail (in corn starch) and the Hounds follow trail to find the beer. This will be a real hash run in the woods. Actual "running" will not be required, but you may need to walk hills, climb rocks, wade in water, or crawl through brush and briers. It is recommended you wear footwear suitable for dirt, rocks, gravel, and water. Long pants or long socks will protect your ankles. We will stop for beer and water (Beer Check) but bringing water is encouraged. Trail will be between 3 and 5 miles. We will circle up at the end, make fun of each other, sing filthy obscene songs, and make each other drink. Think Jr High School with alcohol.
Comments:
Trauma Trigger Warning: Hash Songs and some hash behavior is by design inappropriate, juvenile, politically incorrect, racist, sexist, imply non-consensual sex, and shouldn't be experienced by any self-respecting adult. You will not personally be approached with any of this behavior without your consent. But it will be there.
Host:
CH2-CH3-OH (Hash Camp)
Type:
Kinesiology & Exercise
Kid Friendly:
No
Contact:
Fred Leason
Email:
StFU_Special_Fred@me.com
LNT:
Trash will be collected at beer check and on-in circle.

CORPORATE 40'S WOLF OF WALL STREET

Time:
9 - 11 pm
Tagline:
WHO THE FUCK IS COLD CAMP?
Location:
GYPSY STEAM CIRCUS
show details...
Description:
DRINK. BUY STOCKS. YELL ABOUT HOOKERS AND BLOW. GET YOUR ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEW YELLED AT YOU THROUGH A CHAIN OF MEGAPHONES. DRINK. NOW TAKING APPLICANTS. MUST SUBMIT RESUME. PROFESSIONAL ATTIRE PLEASE. DRINK. HOW'S THE STOCK MARKET DOING? IS GIGGLE GAS UP? ARE GAY ASS POWER CRYSTALS DOWN? WILL IT BE A BULL OR BEAR MARKET? GET HIRED OR FIRED AND FIND OUT HERE!!
Comments:
BUSINESS PROFESSIONAL ATTIRE AND AN AGGRESSIVE SALES PITCH REQUIRED.
Host:
GYPSY STEAM CIRCUS
Type:
RAMPAGE!, Test Tubes & Alcohol
Kid Friendly:
No
Contact:
Margaret
Email:
LNT:
ANY MOOP LEFT UNDER THE GYPSY TENT WILL BE SOLD AT OUR NEXT GARAGE SALE. VENTURE CAPITAL, GYPSY STYLE.

FUCKING GOD DAMNED LASERS

Time:
Right after Burn
Tagline:
A casual dancing event and singles mixer
Location:
The Guild
show details...
Description:
"From the belligerent minds who brought you last year's post-burn Slumber Party Massacre, Fropsi and Sean Sparks, comes yet another merciless and unrelenting tag versus set of epic proportions.

Each year these two DJ's taunt each other with songs so crushingly intense that no dance floor could withstand them.

No ""normal"" dance floor, that is.

On this night and at this time only, the rubber gloves come off, and two titans of dance music are going to try to break each other and everything around them with electro so hype, techno so pounding, and breaks so cutting, that in the end there will be nothing but dust and particles barely suitable for a lab sample.

The Guild is not responsible for any children spawned due to their camp, events, or products. Please mix your singles responsibly. "
Comments:
Host:
The Guild
Type:
Atomic Dance Party
Kid Friendly:
Yes
Contact:
Sean
Email:
LNT:
It's our camp and we already do sweeps, etc.

CHUPA LIBRE

Time:
After the burn
Tagline:
Location:
Chupacabra Policia
show details...
Description:
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? CHUPA LIBRE! Gaudy costuming and colorful trash-talking will be encouraged. We'll have a professional wrestling ring, trainers, announcers, DJs, and even a championship belt!
Comments:
Host:
Chupacabra Policia
Type:
Do Not Try This At Home, Kinesiology & Exercise
Kid Friendly:
No
Contact:
Commander Devilfish
Email:
Devilfish@chupacabrapolicia.net
LNT:
The canvas should absorb any blood that might be spilled.

Dr. Diesel's Bioluminescent Laboratory

Time:
1 am after effigy burn
Tagline:
Glowing FOR SCIENCE!
Location:
Gypsy Steam
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Description:
"Blacklight lab party! Join us for glowing drinks, uv reactive body painting, and led flow arts.

BYOcup, BYOflowtoys and don't forget to LNT. "
Comments:
Host:
Tank and Kat
Type:
Test Tubes & Alcohol
Kid Friendly:
No
Contact:
Kat
Email:
LNT:
Please be sure to take with you anything you bring to the big top. MOOPers will be unabashedly shamed and may receive their own special gypsy curse.

Cold Beer 24/7

Time:
All Day and Night
Tagline:
PBR on Tap
Location:
CH₃–CH₂–OH (Hash Camp)
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Description:
Bring your vessel and top it off with cold Pabst Blue Ribbon. It's the shittiest beer we can stand to drink. Other drinks will also be available according to the schedule posted outside CH2-CH3-OH (Hash Camp).
Comments:
No minors will be served and someone will be there to check IDs.
Host:
CH₃–CH₂–OH (Hash Camp)
Type:
Test Tubes & Alcohol
Kid Friendly:
No
Contact:
Fred Leason
Email:
StFU_Special_Fred@me.com
LNT:
We will provide cups but we encourage you to bring your own vessel. All plastic cups will be collected and recycled.

Margaritas

Time:
All ze time
Tagline:
Location:
Fuck yeah
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Description:
Margaritas all day everyday (or until we run out)
Comments:
Host:
Fuck yeah
Type:
Adult Exxxperiments, Test Tubes & Alcohol, Jr Scientists At Play
Kid Friendly:
No
Contact:
Stephanie
Email:
LNT:
We have trash bags

Tough Love

Time:
Randomly
Tagline:
Because you are a beautiful human being.
Location:
Near Camp HB
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Description:
Human beings, in their fleshy bodies made of meat, that sprout keratin and hair and sweat and modified sweat and mucus, what a joy they are. If you wander past Camp Handbasket during the day, we may compliment you. Loudly. Aggressively. Because you are that beautiful.
Comments:
Host:
Camp Handbasket
Type:
Matter at Rest, Dude...
Kid Friendly:
Yes
Contact:
Darling
Email:
LNT:
Words never leave a trace.

Bloody Mary's

Time:
10 - 12 am
Tagline:
Location:
Fuck yeah
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Description:
Post burn night bloody Mary's
Comments:
Host:
Fuck yeah
Type:
Test Tubes & Alcohol, Jr Scientists At Play
Kid Friendly:
No
Contact:
Stephanie
Email:
LNT:
We got trash bags

Satan's Screen Printing

Time:
Noon - 5 pm
Tagline:
Get some stuff screen printed by Satan's Bitch!
Location:
Chupacabra Policia
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Description:
"Satan Screen printing is offering on the spot screen printing on any material, object or cloth you bring my direction. Or butts!
"
Comments:
All screens are built from recycled materials found on Maui.
Host:
Chupacabra Policia
Type:
Adult Exxxperiments, Jr Scientists At Play, Do Not Try This At Home, Chemistry 101 - How Do You Do That?
Kid Friendly:
Yes
Contact:
Jenn Mcleod
Email:
jennfoolery@gmail.com
LNT:
Technically the screens have already been burnt. While they will burn again via the wrath of fire, I'd prefer to take them back home. I spent a bunch of time and effort failing continuously to get to these 12 screens even halfway printable. The ink is water based, washes away and anything else will obviously be taken home and worshiped for all eternity.

Debate 3012

Time:
5:00 PM
Tagline:
The 3012th Debate of the 3012th year
Location:
THE EFFIGY!!!
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Description:
"IT IS TIME FOR US TO FIND OUT WHO AMONG THESE CANDIDATES IS THE BEST FOR THE JOB OF LEADING EARTH INTO THE NEXT FOUR YEARS OF INTERGALACTIC POLITICS!

JOIN MORBO AND THE PUNY HUMAN AUDIENCE AS THESE POSSIBLE FUTURE PRESIDENTS SPEAK ON TOPICS YOU ALL CLAIM TO CARE ABOUT.

YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!"
Comments:
Host:
Morbo
Type:
Science Fair Competition
Kid Friendly:
Yes
Contact:
MORBO
Email:
LNT:
MORBO NEEDS NO PLAN!

Cold Beer 24/7

Time:
All Day and Night
Tagline:
PBR on Tap
Location:
CH2-CH3-OH (Hash Camp)
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Description:
Bring your vessel and top it off with cold Pabst Blue Ribbon. It's the shittiest beer we can stand to drink. Other drinks will also be available according to the schedule posted outside CH2-CH3-OH (Hash Camp).
Comments:
No minors will be served and someone will be there to check IDs.
Host:
CH2-CH3-OH (Hash Camp)
Type:
Test Tubes & Alcohol
Kid Friendly:
No
Contact:
Fred Leason
Email:
StFU_Special_Fred@me.com
LNT:
We will provide cups but we encourage you to bring your own vessel. All plastic cups will be collected and recycled.
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